Bloody Gears – s/t 7” EP (Deranged)

If Sex Vid were 1/8th of the band they were, and released a 7” of material performed on a newly-tarred roof somewhere near the equator, and all of the members wore parkas while suffering from walking pneumonia, well…I have no idea what that would sound like, but I am convinced it would stomp all over the misleadingly-named Bloody Gears, who probably want to stomp all over me right now. Because Sex Vid were a special band, even something worse than the fictionally-altered version unpacked above has a pinch of potential. Additionally, this is exactly the type of little EP that precedes one of those major leaps in quality that comes courtesy of a debut full-length, thus putting my ass in its place. Rather than write a call-to-action for fans (“AVOID THIS RECORD!!!”), which would not be the right thing to do, as there are folks out there who will enjoy this release, this is a call-to-action for the band. Prove me to be full-of-shit and knock one out of the park with that debut LP. On white vinyl. (http://www.derangedrecords.com)
(Andrew Earles)