Fuck Knights - “Krystina” b/w “Moderation” & “Kilometres” 7” EP (Big Action)

Jerk stupid two chord Headcoats stompers about America’s favorite pastime: puttin’ it in and gettin’ fucked up. Pink side (GET IT!?) is “Krystina” (“they can hear her callin’ their name”?), about ballin’ and cummin’. Black side is about getting fucked up, and a bonus one about needing to put it in. The Fuck Knights know what side of their bread is buttered. Sir Getsalottapuss provides Konks’ style floor tom, snare, & crash drumming and vocals. Lord Ballbag and Sir Fuxalot grind along, but never quite swing, musically. The only problem is they’re all so worn out from pounding it that it doesn’t sound as depraved or clever as its presentation wants you to believe. (www.myspace.com/fuckknights)
(KBJ)